Abijah and Matthew (ignoring the irony of which one actually celebrates Christmas):


Life to Matthew after Eliza dumps him:

The 29th, every time Matthew is sad:

William Warren:

Alternatively:

John Hancock when the Liberty is seized:

The author, researching all these names:


Also the author, realizing how interconnected everyone is in revolutionary Boston:

When the generals depart:

Abijah contemplating life decisions with his fellow clerks:

Abijah the day after winning the drinking game:

Abijah, autumn of 1769:

Matthew, after six months of Abijah:

Patrick Walker, in the eyes of Mary Walker:

Warren at the ropewalk:

Hugh White to Edward Garrick:

Edward Garrick and his fellow apprentices vs. Hugh White:

Thirteen-year-olds trolling the regulars the night of March 5th:

Capt. Preston, Cpl. Wemys, and the six grenadiers in the guardhouse:

Meanwhile, Lt. Basset:

The soldiers, spiritually, prior to the Massacre:

Captain Preston when his act of compassion for Lt. Basset leads to him getting blamed:

Captain Preston, according to artist William Champney: draw me like one of your French girls.
(he wasn’t even knocked down. Montgomery was. but as we’ve established, artistic renderings don’t tend to prioritize accuracy.)

The eight soldiers to Captain Preston: you said fire! You’re the reason we are here!
Captain Preston: why are my men lying about me??
The men: why is our captain lying about us??
Meanwhile, Montgomery:

Matthew in prison:

Everyone else in gaol watching Mattijah flirt:

When the Short Narrative is published:

Parliament repealing the most of the Townshend Acts the same month as the Massacre:

A summary of prominent 1770 Boston trials, considering some of the customs officers couldn’t even GET representation:

Bostonians trying to gather evidence against the customs officials:

Abijah (I’m sorry):

Abraham and Dr. Warren after they find out about Abijah’s virginity being a mere technicality now:



Abijah to Abraham:

Abraham flashing back to his courtship with Absalom:

Eliza, the crazy ex-girlfriend you DO want:

Joseph Brown claiming he has damning evidence against Matthew Kilroy and James Hartigan only to skip town:

Matthew to the Bostonians:

John Adams delivering the nastiest expression his clerks ever received from him when they talk during court:

Montgomery when everyone says Matthew is the villain:

John Adams when Matthew accidentally pleads for death, which yes, did really happen:

Mattijah wedding:


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